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Tuesday, 20 October 2009

What is the point of Gok Wan?

The title is probably enough for most, but can anyone actually answer that question? I mean, for a start, that's not a real name. People don't call their kids Gok. I'm sorry, I know that's probably a bit...borderline, we wouldn't be having that problem if he was say, Gok Smith. But really. Gok. That's not a name, more like onomatopoeia from a Batman comic.

"Oh, I'm Gok. These are my brothers, Biff and Bam, and my sister, Kaboom."

And this guy gives fashion advice?!?! He looks like Mark Lammar, circa Shooting Stars, with his head trapped between closing lift doors. Just imagine Lammar when he was captain of team A, flanked by two teammates, each pushing against a cheek with an open palm. It's Gok!

If this blog achieves nothing else, I'd like to single-handedly be responsible for the downfall of Gok Wan. Is there such thing as career homicide? I'd like to try it.

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